Need thissss.

1 year ago
I want one of these little guys. Only $2,000. My only worry is what do I keep my lil’ 2k finger monkey in? and what if he falls off my finger and I lose my lil 2k furball? A better question is who spends that kinda money on a pet with a brain the size of a grain of dust?

I want one of these little guys. Only $2,000. My only worry is what do I keep my lil’ 2k finger monkey in? and what if he falls off my finger and I lose my lil 2k furball? A better question is who spends that kinda money on a pet with a brain the size of a grain of dust?

1 year ago
1 year ago
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A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

1 year ago
1 year ago

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1 year ago